What the hell is this song about?
Deep in the jungles and
Florida swamps
in the shadows where they hide
Their mission is simple
to suck out your blood
and then spit some germs inside
But one man
(well, one agent)
will not be outdone
a fine feathered sentry
a government poultry
the bird with the golden gun
Sentinel chickens
Keep diseases at bay
Freedom
is just one cluck away
While we're on vacation
He's manning his station
alert in the Florida fens
But something might bite us
And encephalitis
might spread through the Free World again
But one man
(well, one agent)
is out on the march
His secret number's not 007
It's one dozen Grade A Large
[chorus]
The Berlin Wall's fallen
They've dismantled Stalin
The Cold War is finally through
But mosquitos and virus
You know they desire us
These chickens are guarding you
The health board is pleased
They've caught the disease
Their chicken's come down with the flu
This agent won't last
Now he's fading fast
This chicken -- he died for you
He's one man
(well, one agent)
who's only a bird
But still, you can honor
This bird who's a goner
Eat your omelets shaken, not stirred
(chorus)